Let’s start with a little background shall we – A bunch of unbelievably sexy lookalikes go into the Love Island villa to find love (sure, let’s be politically correct), but these people actually fight tooth and nail for the 50k grand prize. Now,  if you’re like me and you’ve been keeping up with the Islanders, you know that a LOT (that I can’t wait to spill) has happened in the past week. Without further ado, let’s dissect what the Islanders got up to in their third weekn in the villa.

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New Islanders

Luke M
Luke T
Wallace
Demi

Current Couples

Fin + Paige
Mike + Sophie (I haven’t recovered from this)
Luke M + Jess
Luke T + Sîannise
Callum + Shanaugh
Rebecca + Wallace
Nas + Demi

This week started out nice, there was no tension in the villa, but it’s Love Island – the ratings feed off of the tensions, so I should have seen all these coming. Luke M (who looks exactly like Justin Bieber, it’s almost creepy) and Luke T were the first new set to be welcomed into the villa. And as usual, Sîannise had to shoot her shot. She did, quite succesfully, but Rebecca thought it’ll be nice to “get to know” Luke T, so she coupled up with him before Sîannise got the chance to…which meant that no one picked Connagh (with a G)…which meant that he got dumped from the island. 

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Love island is known for the crazy games and this week’s game was just Yuck! Outright disgusting (I can’t even play this game with my own mother). Each partner had to pass food to each other using ONLY their mouth – mind you, these people have only known each other 3 weeks, some only 2 days…disgusting, but still kept me entertained though.

Demi and Wallace were lucky to have arrived later (that food game was nasty). Wallace picked Sîannise, Sophie and Paige to go on a date with, but at the end of the night, he had eyes only for Sîannise (pretty sure Luke T would have loved to pluck them out), but Sîannise was conflicted between both guys (it’s high time it happened – girl has been switching love triangles as if they’re purses). She wouldn’t stop talking about how she had optionsss – cue Started from the bottom by Drake. There was another recoupling and Luke T finally chose Sîannise and she couldn’t stop grinning.

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There’s never good news when Laura Whitmore comes into the villa and this time was no different. Last week, the viewers voted for their best couples and  Connor OG and Sophie were the least liked couple. I thought they were both gonna be dumped from the Island, but (plot twist) Laura asked the other islanders to save Sophie or Connor. Sophie was saved and Connor (OG) became nothing but a memory on our screens.

Did I mention Nas finally found someone that didn’t friendzone him and now he’s in a romantic coupling with Demi, who by the way is beautiful! She’s absolutely stunning. I guess the patient Nas really got the hottest girl. 

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Now, unto the most shocking talk of the week – Leanne broke up with Mike. Apparently, she never really liked him, but didn’t like the idea of being alone in Love Island, so she “tried” her to like him, but eventually, she just couldn’t stand him. In her words, “I don’t want him to touch me, to kiss me, I just want him to leave me alone.” Talk about wrong timing – there was a recoupling the next day, having realized that she played herself, she tried to “be the bigger person” and told Mike that he shouldn’t feel obligated to pick her. I guess men listen when we speak, because Mike chose Sophie over Leanne and sis got dumped from the island. 

That’s all for this week. Same place, same time next week?