1. Spread as much cheer as you can. At all times
2. It’s okay to be selfish at Christmas
3. Eating constantly throughout the day is just common sense
4. Christmas trees are for life. Not just for Christmas
5. It’s okay to be a little bit happy to be reunited with your childhood toys
6. Food is the most pleasurable thing ever. MMMMM FOOD
7. The cranberries are important. Do NOT let the turkey overshadow it
8. There is no such thing as too much food. If you think there is, you clearly just need more accommodating trousers
9. NEVER feel shame over the amount you have eaten. Be proud of your carb coma on this day if on no other
10. You will categorically regret it so much more if you DON’T eat it
11. The meat sweats are a natural thing. Embrace them
12. Turkey isn’t just for eating
13. Do NOT let pudding conquer you
14. We should all be VERY thankful that holiday cards aren’t a thing over here
15. Watching sports is a valid reason for not washing up
16. Don’t restrict yourself to boring cracker hats
17. It is impossible to dress TOO Christmassy. OTT does not exist at Christmas
18. Don’t be ashamed to nap. Find your nap buddy and drift off into that special place
19. Guard your leftover sandwich with your LIFE
20. It’s okay to have a lousy Christmas and a crappy New Year. And to enjoy it
H/T Cosmo UK