Because sometimes Halloween just sneaks up on you. Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha!

EXTREME WEATHER REPORTER

Whenever someone is talking to you, put your hand up like you’re pressing on your earpiece and make sure to end every conversation with “back to you in the studio.”

Blue Rain Poncho, TOTES (Available at Amazon), $24 for 2 (Dhs88); Toy Microphone, US TOY (Available at Amazon), $9 for 2 (Dhs33).

~*SEXY*~ PINEAPPLE

Add glasses and you’ll be a sexy pineapple with astigmatism. 

Yellow Dress, RIVER ISLAND, $48 (Dhs176); DIY Paper Crown

B*TCH STOLE MY LOOK

Admit it, you’re dying for an excuse to do a mommy-and-me look with your fur baby.

Puppy Hoodie, HOT EAGLE (Available at Amazon), $13 (Dhs48); Blue Burnout Hoodie, EPIC MMA GEAR (Available at Amazon), $15 (Dhs55); White Jeans, H&M, $10 (Dhs37)

STARBUCKS BARISTA

Carry lots of extra cups and miswrite people’s names on them.

Green Apron, AMAZON, $7 (Dhs26); Starbucks Patch, AMAZON, $3 (Dhs11)

HUNTING TROPHY

Because you slay.

Plush Antler Headband, PARTY CITY, $4 (Dhs15); DIY Mount

GOOD NEWS

Or bad news. Whatever. You’re just covering a dress in newspaper and making a belt with twine. 

Black Dress, Withchic.com, $34 (Dhs125)

WIND-UP DOLL

Stand still in the middle of the room and wait for someone cute to wind you up. 

Pink Baby Doll Dress, ELENA PERSEIL (Available at Runway 2 Street), $591 (Dhs2,171); DIY Wind-Up Key

NSFW

The sign should be just big enough to cover your bandeau. Oooooh, risqué! But not really.

Floral Bikini Top, H&M, $13 (Dhs48); DIY Sign

THIEF

Make it extra authentic by using your roommate’s jewelry as a prop. Don’t ask. Just do it. If she gets mad tell her you were just trying to get into character.

Black Mask, HALLOWEENCOSTUMES.COM, $5 (Dhs18); Striped Shirt, AMAZON, $15 (Dhs55); Black Jeans, H&M, $10 (Dhs37); Jewelry (Whatever your roommate has lying around)

PAPER DOLL

Stick some white paper tabs on your clothes and call it a day. Because it’s hard enough to put together a decent outfit when it’s not Halloween.

Red T-Shirt, H&M, $13 (Dhs48); Black Sunglasses, H&M, $10 (Dhs37); Black Embroidered Skirt, H&M, $20 (Dhs73.5); Black Booties, H&M, $50 (Dhs184)

H/T Cosmo US