If you’re *obsessed* with the Real Housewives of Dubai and their roasting game, we know, it’s iconic.
Cosmo girlies love a little laugh, and of course, a little gossip, so we’ve compiled the most save-worthy and iconic comebacks the RHODubai wives have said so far in season 2.
And just a little hint, you may need some piping hot tea while reading this.
From Chanel Ayan’s most jaw-dropping comments to Caroline’s real talk that pushes you on the edge, you need to save these comebacks for future use, like ASAP.
“Aren’t you British? You should know this!”

Chanel Ayan never fails to make a quick jab on her new bestie Caroline Stanbury. And her most recent comment? Caroline’s princess wave!
“The only wagons I ride are G.”
Major tea, Lesa and Ayan’s feud keeps growing each episode, and with both divas giving side eyes, Lesa may have won this bit.
“I feel the same about you darling.”

Oops, Lesa may have tried to capture the moment with her “A snake will always change its skin, but they’ll always be a snake,” comment. But Caroline’s quick wit turned the tables real quick.
“I may be a*ssy, but most of the time I’m classy.” PeriodT.
When a clothing malfunction happened at a private party with Taleen’s gorgeous beach dress and Caroline seems to snub her quickly, her comeback truly makes her A-game scream “Queen.”
“She’s going to need more than a shaman.”

While we loveee Sara’s healing transformation in the first episode *major tear-jerker*, Lesa’s witty comment on Caroline Brooks taking healing sessions just made it all the more jaw-dropping. *Saves*.
“Get a soul surgery.”
After the quick argument between Ayan and Sara towards the end of episode one, we couldn’t help but notice how Ayan’s comment made waves on the internet. A clapback on clapback.
“She’s a Hadeda bird.”

Ayan’s roast game keeps popping off, and her comment on Taleen’s energy? Apparently resembles a Hadeda bird.
“One day she wants to heal, the next day she’s a shady witch.”

Right off the bat, Caroline is a true friend of Sara and Taleen. And with Ayan’s nonstop roasting towards Sara, Caroline took a stand and made a little comment behind Ayan’s back.
Here’s what the fans have to say about the season so far!
I think #RHODubai was really worth the wait because this season is very enjoyable so far. pic.twitter.com/Ah6YtVyfzH
— Sir Tre (@RealistSirTre) June 19, 2024
I’m really enjoying this season of #RHODubai as it’s just rich people being silly and having fun, it’s nice and light and gives that luxe lifestyle factor some of the other shows are missing. pic.twitter.com/pWgKMMOzkK
— RealHousewivesRanked! (@RankedReal) June 19, 2024
WHO THE HELL said #RHODubai was boring?? I just wanna talk!
pic.twitter.com/dU30b4kVIJ— Yeehaw Disco Lady Fan (@superbravoite) June 18, 2024
Yall need to stop playing and start watching #RHODubai The ladies are RICH, VERY RICH, messy & eccentric. Literally all the perfect ingredients for a housewives franchise. pic.twitter.com/hY9zFqQv2g
— MateoGenaro (@MateoGenaro) June 13, 2024
Me waking up and watching the new episode Wednesday morning because I have Peacock 🦚 #RHODubai @chanelayan #Verbatim 🖤 #OnWednesdaysWeWearPink 💘 #AyanBeauty 💖 #LetMeSip ☕️ pic.twitter.com/t1Ek8yLjjJ
— Playy (@MariahNicole515) June 19, 2024