The Beyhive is many things: passionate, excitable, devoted, and really, really funny. Beyoncé and Jay-Z made everyone's Mondays a little brighter and more bearable this morning when they announced they are going on tour, together, again, in a sequel to their 2014 run. The On the Run Tour II kicks off in June in Wales, before arriving in the United States on July 25. Tickets go on pre-sale this Wednesday, March 14.
It's a lot to take in! And Beyoncé's fans reacted with appropriate euphoria and piles of jokes. They fall into a few precise categories. Thanks for the lols in this stressy time, Beyhive.
Beyoncé rules, Jay-Z drools
— Blair Waldorf (@pettyyonceh) March 12, 2018
I wanted a solo Beyoncé tour… pic.twitter.com/7Q7cWpmDKD— Johnny Boy (@JohnTheFame) March 12, 2018
Beyoncé is the girl you make plans with, and then she brings her man on the day. pic.twitter.com/tFtJ8fx21V— Gugulethu Mhlungu (@GugsM) March 12, 2018
Beyoncé carried this shoot like she carrying their entire marriage pic.twitter.com/C0I0avn2mj— 'Red' (@Red__Mos) March 12, 2018
Who needs money when you have Beyoncé?
Wow. Beyoncé was considerate enough to schedule #OTRII presale around non-rent payday. I'm thankful.— Taryn Finley (@_TARYNitUP) March 12, 2018
Beyoncé is our goddess and savior
i feel like classes should be cancelled. Beyoncé and JayZ have announced a tour and i need a day to let it sink in and figure out whose paying for this ticket.— austin (@theyesofscottie) March 12, 2018
H/T Cosmo US