We love ASOS. Whenever we hear about a brand new trend, we can pretty much guarantee that they'll stock an item that helps us nail it within a few hours. But we must confess that we're a bit confused by the latest look they're pushing, as our favourite Sunday-night-in site is now stocking a strap-on dinosaur tail.
We kid you not. The items is called the Tell Tails Dinosaur Tail, and ASOS is selling it under the festival accessories section, with the usual floral crowns and chokers. It's kind of huge and shiny, and you strap it to your waist so it sticks right out of your bum. It also costs Dhs125, which we guess is reasonable for an item so... rare.
Still, while we're kind of baffled by the whole strap-on dinosaur tail trend, the item is currently sold out on ASOS. So we guess they got it right. If anything, it's given us plenty of entertainment on our Twitter feeds, where users have been posting their own thoughts on the look. Cue some bemusement.
Thank you ASOS, I've been looking for a new dinosaur tail EVERYWHERE and this is the perfect one xx pic.twitter.com/imZcZUZXLT— Tom Parrish (@thomparrish) August 24, 2016
shoutout to asos for understanding me and my pressing need for a detachable dinosaur tail pic.twitter.com/AQfHyxpAIn— taylor dalton (@taylordalton_) August 24, 2016
Asos trying to sell me a dinosaur tail. I don't usually miss trends..... PS I checked, it's sold out. #2016isweird pic.twitter.com/1xDxzRUzK1— Jenny (@scarlet_thistle) August 27, 2016
#2016isweird, indeed.
It's not the first time that ASOS has left consumers confused of late, after they sent out hilariously long pairs of jeans, and created the most bizarre piece of lingerie. That said, it's pretty much our favourite place for stocking up on holiday/wedding/everything clothes, so maybe we'll all be wearing dinosaur tails sooner or later.
Originally appeared on cosmopolitan.co.uk