What did you do for your first birthday? Maybe there was a cake? Some streamers? Well, prepare to feel very inferior, because Cardi B and Offset's daughter Kulture just turned one, and her parents decided to throw her a rager for her first birthday that reportedly cost hundreds of thousands of dirhams. It's all very normal!!!
According to TMZ, Cardi spent nearly Dhs 1.5 million (USD 400,000) for Kulture's "Onederful Birthday." The party looks like it was part kid-friendly, with colorful treats and a Build-A-Bear Workshop, and another part adult-friendly, with guests dancing and having a blast.
Cardi shared some pictures from the event, including this snap of the birthday girl looking adorable in her party dress:
The insanely intricate birthday cake and sweets table:
And the ceiling, which was covered in balloons:
Offset also shared this picture of some cookies, made to look like Kulture's face:
And a video of Kulture, changed out of her party dress, sitting on the desserts table, and playing with her birthday cake, aka living out every toddler's dream:
Cardi and Offset also shared pics of the more ~adult~ side of the party, with Cardi posting the general club-feeling atmosphere:
Cardi debriefed Instagram after the party, sharing a video thanking her guests, and writing, "Thank ya sooo much everybody that came,I know my daughter won’t remember this day but when she older and have her kids this will be a good story to tell lols.I will be daydream this day for ma long ❤️❤️❤️❤️ "
Happy birthday to Kulture, and apologies to my future children for not throwing them a first birthday party as lit as this one!