If your day already hasn't got off to the best start, let me please apologise in advance, because I'm not going to make it any better.
Last night American business magazine Forbes officially named Kylie Jenner as the youngest self-made billionaire of all time. She's only 21 years old. FOR REAL.
HOLY MOLYYYYYYY https://t.co/0Y3C3M4VP2— Kendall (@KendallJenner) March 5, 2019
Took the words out of my mouth, Kendall.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has stolen the crown from Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg - who was 23 (how ancient) when he created the social media platform.
So, how does one celebrate such wealth at such a young age? I thought I'd soon be watching friends and family enter a lavish party through Stormi's face, and then I'd be slapped with mass production of flower walls, photobooths and fairground rides.
Nope. Kylie firstly thanked Forbes for the recognition...
Then she celebrated her friend Victoria Villarroel's birthday. They painted plates, sang and ate doughnuts. How normal.
Last July Kylie made headlines (and caused a controversy) when she appeared on Forbes' cover. In case you forgot, people were a little upset that the mag categorised her as "self-made." At the time, Forbes calculated her net worth at $900 million, so she was well on her way to hitting the billions mark.
Months on and she's hit it - all thanks to launching Kylie Cosmetics in 2015. THAT WAS ONLY FOUR YEARS AGO.
“I didn’t expect anything. I did not foresee the future,” modest Kylie told Forbes. “But the recognition feels really good. That’s a nice pat on the back.”
And in an interview with Paper magazine in February, Kylie was keen to discuss the criticism around her not being 'self-made'. "The self-made thing is true," she insisted. "My parents told me I needed to make my own money, it's time to learn how to save and spend your own money, stuff like that. What I'm trying to say is I did have a platform, but none of my money is inherited."
We imagine when you reach out and touch Kylie she feels expensive.