Just when you thought summer 2018 couldn't possibly come up with another unexpected celebrity proposal, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra went ahead and reportedly got engaged after dating for only two months. Love is clearly in the air, everyone in Hollywood is riding the wave, and now Nickyanka (that's their name, right?) is planning a wedding. Let's talk details.
Unlike other recent weddings (the logistics of which were released via official statements ahead of time to the extremely thirsty public), facts about Priyanka and Nick's nuptials will likely be few and far between because of this lil thing called privacy. But some extreme and not-at-all embarrassing sleuthing has given us a pretty good idea of what their shindig will be like—in a word, lit.
THE POTENTIAL CELEBRITY GUEST LIST
Did you know Chord Overstreet is one of Nick's BFFs and they play darts together and don't even bother to invite you?
Nick and The Rock starred in Jumanji and basically spent their time wandering around looking fifty shades of swole together. And judging from social media, they formed quite the bro-bond in the process.
The genius baker, business owner, wife to Armie Hammer, and one of my favorite people to follow on Instagram. Who knew that she and Priyanka were friends, right? Me, that's who, because as I said, she is my fave.
Matthew Koma and Hilary Duff
Matthew Koma is a good friend of Priyanka's so expect him and Hils to make an appearance at the wedding. Unless Nickyanka gets married as quickly as they got engaged, because then that might conflict with Hilary's due date, soooooo.
Alia and Priyanka have always shared a great relationship, with the former all praises for the way PeeCee has taken her career to greater heights. Alia even recently raved to Deccan Chronicle: “I’m really inspired by the way she’s doing things..."
The hotshot Bollywood producer and director and her may have warred in the past, but they're on great terms now. We're totally expecting Bollywood's Mr Congeniality to be at her big day.
The first cousins are extremely close and even lived together when Parineeti first came to Bollywood. We're expecting her to play a major role in Priyanka's big day.
CELEBS WHO DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE THERE
Shah Rukh and Gauri Khan
Shah Rukh Khan and Priyanka allegedly dated for a long time and there was plenty of drama surrounding their 'relationship'. We don't think they're going to be at PeeCee's wedding anytime soon.
Akshay Kumar and Twinkle
Again, there was a lot of hearsay about Akshay Kumar and Priyanka's supposed affair. They haven't worked together in years and it doesn't seem like there's any love lost between wife Twinkle and Priyanka!
The date of Priyanka and Nick's wedding is pretty impossible to theorise about at this point, but considering the fact that they got engaged in two months, it seems like they're in kind of a rush to lock their love down? Time to place bets!
Okay, as far as we can tell there are two likely contenders for this wedding's location:
A) Long Island/New Jersey
The Jonas family is based in New Jersey, and Kevin threw his wedding at the completely extra Oheka Castle on Long Island (which is just a few hours away from the Jonas hometown of Wyckoff, NJ). Does that mean Nick and Priyanka will definitely follow in their footsteps? Not necessarily—but it's not out of the question, my friends.
Priyanka's family is from India, and as someone whose family is also (partially) from India, I am here to tell you that Indian weddings are colorful, dreamy, and fun. Personally rooting for this option, tbh.
If this wedding is going to be held in India, where else than in the glorious capital of Bollywood, Mumbai! We speculate where the wedding venue could be based on other grand celeb weddings that have been held in these locations.
1. The Oberoi Hotel, Gurgaon, Mumbai – where Shahid Kapoor and Mira Rajput hosted their lavish wedding reception
2. Astor Ballroom, The St Regis Mumbai – Anushka Sharma and Virat Kohli had their extravagant wedding reception at this location. The Mumbai skyline and the Arabian Sea makes this venue the picture-perfect place to host a wedding.
'A White Wedding'
Chances are we won't know who made Priyanka's dress until she's walking down the aisle wearing it. But I'd bet major money (by which I mean, like, a dirham) on Ralph Lauren.
Not only has Priyanka worn Ralph Lauren dresses to the last two Met Galas, but Ralph Lauren designs hold a special significance in Priyanka and Nick's relationship. The entire reason these two started hanging out at all is because Ralph Lauren dressed them both for the 2017 Met Gala. So it's only a slight exaggeration to say that they owe their entire relationship to the brand!
'An Indian Affair'
Do we dare say we see PeeCee sporting a Tarun Tahiliani piece on her special day? She has been privy to indulge in this fabulous designer as we saw her sporting a delicate lilac lace saree when attending Akash Ambani and Shloka Mehta's 'Pre-pre- engagement party'. Our desi girl has been spotted rocking his designs all the way back in 2014 till now! Will she entrust him with the task of creating her bridal apparel?
THE POTENTIAL WEDDING PARTY
Kevin Jonas has two adorable daughters, and they are going to make very, very, very cute flower girls.
This isn't a total given, but she and Priyanka are extremely close friends so it seems like Meghan could be a pretty solid bridesmaid contender. If not, there's always fan fiction.
Every once in a while there is a moment when time stands still...that happened today. You my friend were the epitome of grace, love, and beauty. Every choice made at this wedding by you both will go down in history, not just because it was your wedding, but because this incredible wedding stood for change and hope...both things that the world needs desperately. Thank you for being the perfect picture of all things good. Seeing your union and love blessed in front of my eyes made me so happy...and tear up! I wish you both love happiness and togetherness always.
He and Nick definitely bonded during a recent trip to India, see? Such cute. So bonding. Much love.
The Jonas Brothers
Like... obviously Nick is going to have his brothers stand alongside him at the altar, right? Right! Extra points if they all break into the soundtrack from Camp Rock when he's walking down the aisle.
Nothing is set in stone, but again, I'd wager exactly one piece of pizza that Nick's dad Kevin Jonas Sr. will officiate this wedding. Why? Because he's an ordained minister and officiated Kevin Jonas Jr.'s wedding, that's why!
^Ahem, no this is not a photo from Kevin's wedding. But it's amazing so I am including it.
That's all for now, but rest assured: This list will be updated with #facts as they are divulged.
Details added to article from Cosmo US