Right in the middle of a lovely Oscars opening monolgue, Jimmy Kimmel encouraged nominees to give passionate speeches should they win tonight … but that they should keep it short. That’s because whoever gives the shortest acceptance speech of the night is going home with a $17,999 jet ski. Here, let living legend Helen Mirren show you!

Indeed, that’s her, having a very Vanna White moment right there on the Academy Awards stage. Jimmy was sure to specify the prize does not include a Helen Mirren. It’s just a very expensive jet ski.

helen mirren jet ski model

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled, not-nearly-as-funny-as-this-particular-moment programming.

H/T Cosmo US