Over the past couple years, Kermit the Frog has gone from lovable Muppet to the mascot for internet shade — and thanks to a new meme, his social media reign is only just beginning.
While Kermit will likely continue sipping tea for years to come (…but that’s none of my business), lately, the internet has been focused on a more evil side to the tiny puppet. Reportedly started by Twitter user @aaannnnyyyyaaaa, the new meme features a screenshot from Muppets Most Wanted of Kermit talking to his enemy and doppelgänger Constantine, along with a relatable quip about what our internal monologue looks like when we’re battling it out with our darker impulses.
Here are just a few of the funniest evil Kermit memes so far.
1.
me: i finally got paid again
me to me: now spend it all on food pic.twitter.com/1xLuilumdM— ugh (@ugh) 17 November 2016
2.
me: don't get too attached this time
me to me: start planning the wedding pic.twitter.com/pKiM8uC2KM
— julian (@frihoele) 19 November 2016
3.
Me: Aight I'll start studying at 7
Me to me at 7:01- you missed your chance…start at 8 pic.twitter.com/kOW4C34mdX
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) 17 November 2016
4.
my mind: i need to log off twitter and get back to work
me to me: tweet about it pic.twitter.com/Lz8FIJyAPQ— vote bs (@jeoncrack) 17 November 2016
5.
me: I should really just wash this pot and done
me to me: let it soak pic.twitter.com/Baj0ElaMWs
— (@trishanaindira) 16 November 2016
6.
Me: I should calmly explain to him what's bothering me.
Me to me: Tell him goodnight at 5pm. pic.twitter.com/6zFtNbmtKH
— Doctor Boo (@prettygurl2890) 15 November 2016
7.
me: I already have 5 lipsticks in this shade
me to me: But this one has different undertones pic.twitter.com/ULZ3kIcLJV— MAKEUP (@glowkit) 16 November 2016
8.
Me: I've done nothing productive today, plus i have two essays and an exam to study for
Me to me: Get some rest, you've earned it pic.twitter.com/M4FKnfmEA6
— Loose Hendrix (@DorianKeene) 14 November 2016
9.
Me: "It's not even worth it. I'm letting it go."
Me to me: "Get petty" pic.twitter.com/r8Q8R6Elsm
— Vanecia (@vaneciaruiz) 15 November 2016
10.
Me: Wow things been going really good between me and him
Me to me: catch an attitude for no reason pic.twitter.com/ggFwxvQMxX
— (@Wavvvvvvvy) 17 November 2016
11.
Me: I'm so happy I'm saving money
Me to me: Now spend all of it pic.twitter.com/ZYxFhLr88j
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) 9 November 2016
12.
Me: So tired, can't wait to go to bed.
Me to Me: Pick up your phone pic.twitter.com/ZCAia8zpCI— Michael Saunders (@Angelo_vo) 11 November 2016
13.
*ice accidentally drops in kitchen*
Me to me: kick it under the fridge pic.twitter.com/etdCVssnnX
— Ricebagovich (@RiceBag94) 11 November 2016
14.
me: sees a fluffy dog
me to me: steal him pic.twitter.com/XuJFCBi7st— anya (@aaannnnyyyyaaaa) 6 November 2016
15.
Me: *sleeps late*
Me to me before class: Skip it pic.twitter.com/pJtNAwnOfq— D.va (@PinkMiruku) 7 November 2016
16.
Me: "I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this"
Me to me: "Overreact." pic.twitter.com/1WgwnDZpjs
— Cunt Drakilla (@jola_jade) 12 November 2016
17.
me: but thats none of my business
me to me: make it ur business pic.twitter.com/i0cwoK9Lh4— jomny sun (@jonnysun) 15 November 2016
18.
Me: I just finished my workout I should eat something healthy
Inner Me: Eat a full pizza, you earned it pic.twitter.com/pobWbweJpp
— WEIGHT ROOM (@WElGHTROOM) 21 November 2016
19.
me: stress eating your way thru this is fine but there is a logical limit to it
also me: scoop out the talenti with your hands like a bear pic.twitter.com/Czz4PsjKJX— #rachelsyme (@rachsyme) 21 November 2016
20.
Me: stop saying lit
Also me: it's lit pic.twitter.com/HQcnwqld8F— Park (@parkyoass) 16 November 2016
21.
Me : I only got 5 dollars on my card and we have food back at the hou…
Also me : Swipe pic.twitter.com/Rs3m7MPOT5
— Howieazy (@HowiEazy) 16 November 2016
22.
Me: oh they didn't reply they're probably busy
Me to me: they fucking hate you pic.twitter.com/dfPxveJynR— a brown (@_Nxdin) 8 November 2016
23.
Me: my eyeliner is okay but I don't want to mess it up
Also me: make the wing longer you can fix it pic.twitter.com/ueL0pbfbnS
— Lola Herrera (@HerreraLola) 15 November 2016
24.
me: im having a good day so far
also me: text a boy that doesn't care about you pic.twitter.com/vFcxV3moLg
— SON OF A CAPRI (@carinahsieh) 16 November 2016
25.
Me: He said be ready in 30 minutes.
Also Me: Girl do a full face. pic.twitter.com/L010a5yOW3— makeup mom (@jocelynxsanchez) 15 November 2016
26.
me: i need to start eating healthy
me to me: just start tomorrow pic.twitter.com/qUKBK9xMle— babydoll (@Z0MBARBIE) 8 November 2016
27.
me: has $0.26 in bank account
me to me: go get food pic.twitter.com/HBusTuaTDF— han (@hanni0_) 8 November 2016
28.
Me: I'm done with him I'm not playing this time
*gets message*
Me to me: answer it pic.twitter.com/x22HXUVSVv— nadiya schneider (@VINTERINE) 7 November 2016
29.
me: damn, i have a lot of homework
me to me: no you don't pic.twitter.com/Bk2dmfPcoK— $ (@YoungSnapple) 7 November 2016
30.
Me: things are going well
Me to me: ruin it pic.twitter.com/8uFNmgebiv— Alicia Nerdjpg (@nerdjpg) 7 November 2016
31.
"It's ________ birthday"
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday? pic.twitter.com/ek9dWkZexf— Java (@_ApplaudJava) 15 November 2016
32.
Me: wow I've got the whole day to study today
Also me: Well since you have the WHOLE day you might as well just chill now and start later pic.twitter.com/t4hWdD4WCr
— Satnav (@TheHijabinator) 16 November 2016
33.
Me: *sees my siblings being quiet and minding their own business*
Me to me: hit them pic.twitter.com/9CxUjEnVRt— edman ships bobman (@THOTROPICA) 17 November 2016
34.
*Bae asked what do I want to eat*
Me: I want chicken alfre-
Me to me: tell him you don't know pic.twitter.com/lmBsgjDTsA— Kai (@_Makilaa) 15 November 2016
Originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com